Monday, November 3, 2008

Layin' More Pipe

Did our good friend Joe the Plumber hook up with Kristen Wig from Saturday Night Live?


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Thursday, October 16, 2008

Report: Joe the Plumber Crushes Mushroom, Rides up Flagpole, Kills Koopah Troopah, Saves Princess



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Breaking: Joe the Plumber a McCain Plant?

Is Joe the Plumber, pictured below, really a Keating family operative? In the words of Sarah Palin, SAY IT AIN'T SO, JOE!

Developing: Local Women Claim Joe the Plumber Spent the Night of the Debate 'Laying Pipe'



Breaking: Joe the Plumber Hired to Fix Straight Talk Express Toilet

After 25 mentions in the third and final Presidential debate, Joe the Plumber has become quite a celebrity. So when Joe received a call from the McCain campaign to come aboard the Straight Talk Express, he jumped at the opportunity. However, Joe the Plumber was surprised to find out that he was invited not because of his new celebrity status, but rather for his plumbing expertise. Upon boarding the bus, Joe was quickly escorted to the bathroom and instructed to fix a plumbing problem, presumably caused by McCain spokesman Tucker Bounds.

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