Breaking: Joe the Plumber Hired to Fix Straight Talk Express Toilet

After 25 mentions in the third and final Presidential debate, Joe the Plumber has become quite a celebrity. So when Joe received a call from the McCain campaign to come aboard the Straight Talk Express, he jumped at the opportunity. However, Joe the Plumber was surprised to find out that he was invited not because of his new celebrity status, but rather for his plumbing expertise. Upon boarding the bus, Joe was quickly escorted to the bathroom and instructed to fix a plumbing problem, presumably caused by McCain spokesman Tucker Bounds.

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